myth is the minotaur.: Archive

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBAR!

so there’s a 50% chance i won’t be able to get online today so i just wanted to say that i hope you have an amazing nineteenth birthday! i love you so much and i am so glad you’re back in my life— because i’m nothing without you. i love you mabufu and i hope you have a day as perfect as you are. <3

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FUN. IS COMING TO PITTSBURGH

DGKJND;GLKNDFG

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umqra: moraniarty: umqra: did you hear the joke about the pavement it’s all over town did you hear the joke about the pavement? even sherlock fell for it omfg

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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!